Living with Velociraptors

AKA Turkish Van Cats

Farmer Georgie
7 min readDec 12, 2019

This is Frankie. He’s a five-month old Turkish Van kitten.

Frankie, Turkish Van Kitten, 5 months old. Image by Georgie Smith

Don’t let that sweet face fool you.

This is also Frankie. Photo taken approximately five seconds after the first one.

Frankie and Peanut. No Rat Terriers were physically harmed in this photo. Emotionally terrorized? Yes. Image by Georgie Smith

This is how Frankie starts every morning.

Ever-so gently bite mommy’s big toe. She kicks me off the bed if I bite too hard (which can be a fun game too sometimes) but she just says “Frankie” if I do it gentle-like.

Keep biting until Mommy looks at her cell phone and says “Frankie! It’s only 4 a.m.!” Then attack the cell phone viciously for waking up Mommy.

Now, this next point is critical. If skipped, breakfast can be delayed hours. When Mommy puts the phone down and rolls over, gently touch her face with cold nose and purr. Purr loudly. Right into her face. When she puts a pillow over her head, thump-jump on her chest.

I named it ‘thump-jump’ because that’s what it’s like. You know that jump when you go high as you can so your combined weight plus downward gravity creates a combined weight factor of approximately 100 pounds?

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Farmer Georgie
Farmer Georgie

Written by Farmer Georgie

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